Corporations.

[icebluenothing]

So one of my managers interrupted me today while I had a line of customers at the register to have me take a minute to sign the little corporate pledge wherein I solemnly acknowledge that the customer is always my first priority.

..... Is everyone but me on this planet completely monkeyfuck insane?

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[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Having read some of the stories in the customers_suck community, I'd have to say yes.

Where are you working these days, again?

[icebluenothing.livejournal.com]

JoAnn Fabrics, at Lake Forest Park.

[morgyne.livejournal.com]

Definately monkeyfuck insane, unfortunately....

but maybe not that monkeyfuck.

Maybe just apefuck insane in my case.

[songhawk.livejournal.com]

*snort* That one's worthy of submitting to the Dilbert site; what was your manager's hairdo like?

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Nuclear no het petconc.

[luchog.livejournal.com]

Yup. Completely batshit.

"The customers are our number one priority."

"You're spending too much time with customers, if you can't get their problem solved within 9 minutes, just schedule a callback for when we're not so busy and get them off the phone."

[icebluenothing.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. Thanks for the reminder that at least I'm not doing that bullshit anymore ....