Trapped.

[icebluenothing]

It is becoming increasingly evident year upon heartbreaking year that the ships are not coming to take me home and I am, in fact, stuck here with all you batshitcrazy naked monkeys.

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[ilion.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, at least you didn't make the mistake of naming yourself after a car.

[mahariel.livejournal.com]

I happen to think that's a good thing.

Ook, ook.

-Victoria

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

We love you too.

[grace-batmonkey.livejournal.com]

Another reason to be glad I invested in those orbiting lasers.

[imsosquare.livejournal.com]

How lucky for us!

[marssaxman.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to my ship, if you can find it. I stumbled into a party of locals shortly after landing, woke up three days later in Boise missing half my clothes, and now I can't remember where I left the blasted thing. I'm pretty sure I remember joyriding out in the Nevada desert sometime before I blacked out, though I can't remember why I had a taxicab in the hold, or what the satin pajamas were for...

nope

[crazedcamel.livejournal.com]

Poo?

[lawst.livejournal.com]

But I'm not naked.

And I don't think I'm from here either...at least that what I've had several professional psychotherapists say over the years.

Or maybe I'm just batshitcrazy and really naked but don't know it.

Under your clothes

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

You're naked.

have patience.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

while there will be no *ships* to take you home, there are other ways to get there. I will take you myself. I know the way. Have heart my darling, home is on the horizon. :) You are not trapped *forever*, merely finding ways to keep busy while you wait.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, any sort of monkey - this includes batshitcrazy, naked, hairless, pink, bluefaced, redassed, howling, screaming, or any other modifiers available.

We will all be going home when this one is over.

I *promise*.

[saheeb138.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!!! MONKEY!!........PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ur...

[windbourne.livejournal.com]

A monkey walks into a bar and orders a Jack Daniels on the rocks. The bartender smiles and serves him whiskey, straight. The monkey gives the bartender a right hook to the jaw, knocking him out. The monkey then does a little tapdance on the bar before grabbing the bottle of Jack and waltzing out to the tune of 'Back in Black'. What was the monkey's name?