Employment?

[icebluenothing]

Okay. *deep breath*

I'm just about out of money. I desperately need a job.

I'm mainly looking for web design work, because that's where all my professional experience is, basically. I'm experienced with Perl CGI in Linux/Apache environments, I'm good with Photoshop, and I've designed and developed message boards, search tools, calendar applications, all kinds of fun stuff.

http://webmutant.com/resume/
http://webmutant.com/portfolio/

So. Yeah. Does anyone know anyone who's hiring? I'll take full-time, part-time, contract, freelance, anything at this point.

(I'm also totally open to non-web-related work, too, if it's something you think I could get hired for.)

Comments

Well I owe ya $$....

[sg-boobookittie.livejournal.com]

Also, speaking of scripting stuff, have you had a chance to figure out the backend stuff for my site?

BorgCo?

[ouranophobe.livejournal.com]

BorgCo has some openings that might fit... I'll drop you email.

BorgCo?

[ouranophobe.livejournal.com]

Okay, I emailed you four postings, one of which even included the statement: "While Microsoft sites are developed and operated using Microsoft technologies, experience in developing and working with Apache, Perl, Linux and other competitive technologies are considered positives for this position." :-)

Hit up Volt.

[bork.livejournal.com]

www.volt.com

They don't completely suck, and you're not in a position to be picky. They also have benefits.

They *do* have decent technical positions, you just have to keep on top of contacting them. Call them, ask for a recruiter, send that recruiter your resume, then follow up with a call after htey've got it (like, half an hour later).

C-ko

Hit up Volt.

[ouranophobe.livejournal.com]

More specifically, send your resume to Jilli... she's a Volt person, and can get you in front of a recruiter a little faster, as well as getting a referral bonus. :-)

Hit up Volt.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

bpyle@volt.com -- tell him I sent you.

Plus, while I can't afford to pay you a real wage for doing the Gothic Miss Manners site, I will be more than happy to take you out to dinner every now and again.

[songhawk.livejournal.com]

this one might be up your alley:

Committee for Children Web Manager (http://www.cfchildren.org/job_webmanager.shtml)

job hunting. almost as fun as a root canal...

[noiseinmyhead.livejournal.com]

I would hire you but the comutte would kill you

[gabri.livejournal.com]

Totally non-related, and out of your area, but I think the hospital is still hiring security and parking security.

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

Well, on the upside I added you to my friendslist so you can watch my slow descent into madness.

You are happy now.