Foodstuffs.

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• I bought, prepared, and consumed bacon today, which I haven't done in years. It's long absence from my kitchen seems a little weird to me, considering how often I order bacon-related dishes in restaurants, but there you are. It turned out pretty well.
  
• In related news -- my smoke detector still works. Good to know.
  
• I just had some Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby ice cream. I think the name of this product indicates that men, as a group, are pretty laid-back. Feminists would firebomb their headquarters if they made Wide Bride ice cream, don't you think?