That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

.... You know what? No, I'm not playing, this year. I had an April Fool's Day joke planned, but it wasn't a major one -- I just didn't really have the enthusiasm for it this time out, and there was no way I was going to top last year's, so I think I'll just quietly sit back and bow out this time.

Just for the hell of it, and for the sake of bringing you the funny, here are links to my previous shenanigans:

Published. (2004)
Gaiman. (2003)