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A male rabbit lays an egg on the first full moon succeeding the vernal equinox, the egg is then hidden in a fresh grande steaming beef and bean burrito, the ugliest male chihuahua alive then sits on the egg until it either hatches or melts, and when it hatches, we have the CHUPACABRA!!! which then proceeds to eat the chihuahua and the burrito and terrorizes South American wrestlers!