you are getting all my benifits from running! I'm fricking gaining weight. I hate you!!!!! take it all back!

I'm not running 4 days a week so Riff can bounce a quarter off *your* ass, buddy.

I swear if I find out you took my multiple orgasms too, I am so flying back out to seattle to give you back your lbs of flesh and take back what is mine. MINE!